> >>From cousin Pat to me, forwarded to you lightly edited. I thought >>we hadn't had a joke for a long time and found this quite amusing. >>As Pat is Croatian too, it's sent to the Croatia list. Bog's na ( >>probably mispelt that, didn't I ) Ashley >> >>__________________________________________________ >> >>Subject: Why God Created Eve... >>subtitle: When God created Adam, she had a few problems >> >> >> >>10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden >>because he would not ask for directions. >> >>9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand >>him the remote. >> >>8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when >>his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. >> >>7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist's or >>haircut appointment by himself. >> >>6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on >>the curb. >> >>5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to >>handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. >> >>4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left >>his tools. >> >>3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God >>caught him hiding in the garden. >> >>2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." >> >> >>And, finally, the Number 1 reason why >>God created Eve.... >> >> >>1. When God finished the creation of Adam, She stepped back, scratched >>her head, and said, "I can do better than that!" > > >-- > --