Thanks for the humor! Don Crawford wrote: > There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try > life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and > settled in. > > After a week or two, his mother called from Kilbirnie to see > how her son was doing in his new life. > > 'Aye, I'm fine, ' Angus said. 'But there are some really strange > people living in these apartments. One woman cried all day > long, another lies on her floor moaning, and there is a guy > next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time.' > > 'Well, ma laddie,' says his mother, 'I suggest you don't > associate with people like that.' > > 'Oh,' says Angus, 'I don't, Mam, I don't. No, I just stay > inside me apartment all day and night, playing me bagpipes.'