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    1. Genealogy Humor Break
    2. Dear Friends,The following was forwarded to me and I found it wonderful. I realize it has nothing to do with researching genealogy, however, life is too short to be completely serious all of the time (besides, it has to deal with our past, so it sort of counts as genealogy). I won't say how many of these things that I can remember. ~Claudette ****************************************************************************** ***** You're not old unless you can remember: Being sent to the drugstore to test vacuum tubes for the T.V. When Kool-Aid was the only other drink for kids, other than mild and sodas. When there were two types of sneakers for boys. When boys couldn't wear anything but leather shoes to school. When it took five minutes for the T.V. to warm up. When all your friends got their hair cut at the kitchen table. When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there. When nobody owned a pure-bred dog. When a dime was a decent allowance, and a quarter was a huge bonus. When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny. When girls neither dated nor kissed until late high school, if then. When your mom wore nylons that came in two pieces. When all your teachers wore either neckties or had their hair done, everyday. When you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked and gas pumped, without asking, for free, every time. And you got trading stamps to boot! When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box. When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him, or use him to carry groceries, and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it. When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents. When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed - and did! When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home. When women were called "Mrs. John Smith" instead of their own name. When cereal boxes actually had good toys inside EVERY box without having tosave box tops from a dozen boxes and then mailing them in along with $20.00in shipping and handling.

    09/25/1999 01:38:51