I thought this was cute! Relatively Speaking: When marriage is outlawed only outlaws will have in-laws. When you marry, your family tree can become a forest. To a genealogist Everything is relative. 50% of my forefathers were female. Of course, a miser is hard to live with, but he sure makes a fine ancestor. CAn a first cousin, once removed, return? Add to your genealogy the fun easy way. Have grandchildren. He ain't heavy--he's my brother's aunt's sister's husband. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools. After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted. Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts and bad apples. My problems are all relative. At last a chance to make my skeletons dance! I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom! Author unknown.