DOTTIE CONWAY wrote: > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Hamilton, Terrie > Sent: Wednesday, June 12, 2002 1:27 PM > To: Becky and Larry Dun (E-mail); Buffie Johnson (E-mail); > Darlene Gibson (E-mail); Deana Johnson (E-mail); Denise > Cantor (E-mail 2); Dottie Conway (E-mail); Julie Zanella > (E-mail); Geherty, June E; Kelly Alexander (E-mail); Lisa > Scarboro (E-mail); Susan Bemos (E-mail) > Subject: FW: Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if > you need to!! ! > > <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = > "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> > > -----Original Message----- > From: Paul Ketron [mailto:paulket@chartertn.net] > Sent: Wednesday, June 12, 2002 11:28 AM > To: paulaLiddle@aol.com > Subject: Fw: Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if > you need to!!! > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: Ottalee Tignor > > To: Lisa Kincer > > Sent: Sunday, June 02, 2002 2:54 PM > > Subject: Fw: Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if > you need to!!! > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: myrna > > To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; > > Sent: Saturday, June 01, 2002 11:39 PM > > Subject: Fw: Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if > you need to!!! > > Sent: Saturday, June 01, 2002 12:24 PM > > Subject: Fw: Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if > you need to!!! > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: Nancy Evans > > To: Alyse Evans ; Dianne Windler ; jlb1646 ; jstemen ; Katie > Lamb ; Marilyn ; Randy & Deb Otermat ; Tammy Evans ; Kris > Lamb ; alysee1excite.com ; angie > > Sent: Saturday, June 01, 2002 6:21 AM > > Subject: Fw: Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if > you need to!!! > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: Danny V Lamb > > To: angie rene lamb;becky martz;bob > betts;COOPERJcoops@cs.com;diana taylor > > Cc: gerry loar; henry niese; marilyn wallace; nancy lucille > evans; Richard Hensley; Rebecca J Snider > > Sent: 4/5/02 9:38:28 PM > > Subject: Fw: Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if > you need to!!! > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > > > > > > > > > Subject: Fw: Do this, it's hilarious! Send it back to me, if > you need to!!! > > READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END-THERE'S A TRICK TO IT. > > Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here are > some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging > gracefully. These are a bit more realistic... > > 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of > blended-lens fashion frames > in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and > large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living. > > 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and > watch her face turn > beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her > forehead. > Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues. > > 3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, > see her whiskers > grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying > mirror. > > 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with > these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy > front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included. > > 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto > heels have definitely > taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her > sores with the > pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. > > 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky > crow's-feet and lip lines > with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line > of exclusive > age-blasting cosmetics. > > 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a > cheerleader is really paying > off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to > root for Babs and > Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white > and cooler filled with > doughnut holes and fruit punch. > > 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. > Barbie needs a change, > and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor > ordered, along with > Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for > the Napa > Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking > Up Is Hard to Do." > > 9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with > Ken's house, Ken's car, > and Ken's boat. > > 10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally > caught up with the > ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of > dance steps. Clean > and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes > with a little copy of > The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke. > > 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants > when she sneezes, > forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is > sick and tired of Ken > sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the > channels. Comes > with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book > "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included. > > > If you forward to 11 people a video comes on your screen. > This works. I > don't know how...but it works This is the coolest thing > I've ever gotten! > All you have to do is send it to 11 people and this little > video comes up on > your screen and shows the funniest clip. I can't tell > you what it is, but I > > couldn't stop laughing so hard I was crying! So spend a > few seconds to send this and you'll be glad you did! > > > > > --- Nancy Evans > > --- nevans114@earthlink.net > > --- EarthLink: It's your Internet. >