Having fished my two red, featherless parrots out from under the bed and reassured them that Keeshonds and Smoky cats do not eat parrots they are agreeing to hang onto the red feather boa for the mini-seconds flight to Bodmin Gaol (Jail). I will be wearing my purple sequinned jeans with a white satin shirt, new white cowgirl boots with diamond studded 7" heels (new this season), a purple Stetson Cowgirl hat with a huge ruby on the front of the hat band and strings of emeralds, sapphires and pearls hanging down the back - a bit different from last year. Hobbits beware, burglar alarms will go off if anything with long fingers approaches and the large ruby will flash whenever dogs and cats come near. Cousin Geoff, get out that old Siwash Sweater, hitch up your Kookaburras and get going. Where is the banquet room in the gaol (jail)? I am bringing a monster trifle made with lots of sherry by the Cornish Chef at the Calgary Tower who speaks with a Swedish accent... we are ready for take-off..... Light the ends of the ref feather boa and wheeeeeeee! We are space-bound! Lady Lorna of the Virtuous something-or-other ... and a tip of the hat to JohnO. Maybe he will turn up at the gaol (jail) as a ghostly Henry VIII .

Sorry, been a bit delayed by over indulgence in Lamb's Wool (mulled cider). Also having trouble trying to ditch that Janet in darkest Devon - she wanted me to give a talk on my life in the C17th for her this evening - the cheek of it. Just because she's written a book with pictures of me in it she thinks she can boss me about. I have looked out my best bum roll and coif and will set to baking some jumbles. Will bring my pillory and stocks for any recalcitrant prisoners or parrots. Mistress Agnes -----Original Message----- From: hlmw Sent: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 5:05 PM To: Cornish Subject: [CORNISH] Party 2012 - take off Having fished my two red, featherless parrots out from under the bed and reassured them that Keeshonds and Smoky cats do not eat parrots they are agreeing to hang onto the red feather boa for the mini-seconds flight to Bodmin Gaol (Jail). I will be wearing my purple sequinned jeans with a white satin shirt, new white cowgirl boots with diamond studded 7" heels (new this season), a purple Stetson Cowgirl hat with a huge ruby on the front of the hat band and strings of emeralds, sapphires and pearls hanging down the back - a bit different from last year. Hobbits beware, burglar alarms will go off if anything with long fingers approaches and the large ruby will flash whenever dogs and cats come near. Cousin Geoff, get out that old Siwash Sweater, hitch up your Kookaburras and get going. Where is the banquet room in the gaol (jail)? I am bringing a monster trifle made with lots of sherry by the Cornish Chef at the Calgary Tower who speaks with a Swedish accent... we are ready for take-off..... Light the ends of the ref feather boa and wheeeeeeee! We are space-bound! Lady Lorna of the Virtuous something-or-other ... and a tip of the hat to JohnO. Maybe he will turn up at the gaol (jail) as a ghostly Henry VIII . ------------------------------- Subscribe to digest by sending an email to CORNISH-D-request@rootsweb.com with the word SUBSCRIBE in the subject line and body text. If you want, MIME digests, email CORNISH-admin@rootsweb.com. Unsubscribe from either by sending an email to CORNISH-request@rootsweb.com. ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to CORNISH-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message