============================================== See my website at http://members.tripod.com/judi-m If you are tired of your job and never having enough money or time to do the things you want to do....then I have the answer for you....contact me for more information. EARN MONEY FOR SURFING THE WEB Go to http://www.alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=EDO746 see how. Remember to use my id EDO746. ----- Original Message ----- From: Susan Herron <sherron@sonics.com> To: Vic Bell <bcvireo3@microxl.com>; TOOTS <TootsnBob@aol.com>; Tammy Pearson <pearsonb@datastar.net>; Sue Tubbs <suetubb@tds.net>; Steven Jacobson <sjacobso@bmi.net>; Steve Mathis <slm7@worldnet.att.net>; Steve Elliott <jselliott@ibm.net>; Rita Knight <RITARAEK@aol.com>; Patricia Bailey <justpat@gateway.net>; Patricia Hyche <dphyche@sonet.net>; Pat Gerwe <dgerwe@earthlink.net>; Nina Bubniak <nbubniak@swbell.net>; Melinda Unruh <PJMJU@prodigy.net>; Lisa Stacy <NEOSHOBLUE@aol.com>; Larry Compton <terryc@foothills.net>; Kay Best <f42444@flash.net>; Judi Miniard <db9531@dragonbbs.com>; John Blair <jblair@kalama.com>; Joe McClenahan <Joemac1938@aol.com>; Jim McClenahan <Mccthescot@aol.com>; Frank Ernest <fjernest@thepoint.net>; Floyd Guthrie <fguthrie@sonet.net>; Donna Exman <micaelaex@earthlink.net>; Clarence Christian <crchris@juno.com>; Bonnie Kramer <bonnie Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 4:34 PM Subject: FW: [WILLCUTT-L] off topic. genealogy humor > Thought I'd share this. Sorry, if duplicated! > > -----Original Message----- > From: robert alexander [mailto:robbalex@narrowgate.net] > Sent: Thursday, October 07, 1999 3:24 PM > To: WILLCUTT-L@rootsweb.com > Subject: [WILLCUTT-L] off topic. genealogy humor > > > thought the list might enjoy a little geneaolgy humor.... Robert > Alexander > > > > > > > > >Can a first cousin, once removed, return? > > >> > > > >> >Cemetery: (n) A marble orchard not to be taken for granite. > > >> > > > >> >Crazy.... is a relative term in MY family. > > >> > > > >> >Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! > > >> > > > >> >Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway. > > >> > > > >> >Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. > > >> > > > >> >I trace my family history so I will know who to blame. > > >> > > > >> >It's hard to be humble with ancestors like mine! > > >> > > > >> >Life takes its toll. Have exact change ready! > > >> > > > >> >Searching for lost relatives? Win the Lottery! > > >> > > > >> >That's strange; half my ancestors are WOMEN! > > >> > > > >> >Do I even WANT ancestors? Some I found I wish I could lose. > > >> > > > >> >Every family tree has some sap in it. > > >> > > > >> >FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy > records. > > >> > > > >> >Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate. > > >> > > > >> >Genealogists do it in the library. > > >> > > > >> >Genealogists live in the past lane. > > >> > > > >> >Genealogists never die, they just loose their roots. > > >> > > > >> >Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles. It's the threads I need. > > >> > > > >> >Genealogy: Collecting dead relatives and sometimes a live > cousin! > > >> > > > >> >Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living. > > >> > > > >> >Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like > fools! > > >> > > > >> >I looked at my family tree...there were two dogs using it. > > >> > > > >> >I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom. > > >> > > > >> >Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards. > > >> > > > >> >My ancestors are hiding in a witness protection program. > > >> > > > >> >My family tree is a few branches short! > > >> > > > >> >Research: What I'm doing, when I don't know what I'm doing. > > >> > > > >> >Take nothing but ancestors, leave nothing but records. > > >> > > > >> >Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all > related. > > > > > > > > >==== ALEXANDER Mailing List ==== > > >Any complaints, please e-mail > > >gkilgore@primenet.com > > > > > > > > > ==== ALEXANDER Mailing List ==== > > Any complaints, please e-mail > > gkilgore@primenet.com > > > > > ==== WILLCUTT Mailing List ==== > Problems with this list? > Contact the listowner at awillcut@mindspring.com >