Genealogy Humor 1.. My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal? 2.. My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated 3.. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! 4.. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! 5.. My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. 6.. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?? 7.. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.. 8.. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged 9.. I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ? 10.. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help... 11.. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more! 12.. It's 1998... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are? 13.. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control 14.. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots 15.. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away 16.. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted 17.. Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it 18.. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples 19.. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? 20.. FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. 21.. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it 22.. Genealogists are time unravelers 23.. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek! 24.. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people 25.. "Crazy" is a relative term in my family 26.. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor 27.. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand 28.. I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! 29.. I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days 30.. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower 31.. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress 32.. Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality 33.. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! 34.. It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief. 35.. Many a family tree needs pruning 36.. Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears. 37.. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors! 38.. That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN! 39.. I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes 40.. Genealogists live in the past lane 41.. Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots! 42.. Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree 43.. Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool! 44.. Always willing to share my ignorance.... 45.. Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy 46.. Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! 47.. Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again? 48.. That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards 49.. I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist! 50.. SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME!

Hi Janet, THANKS for sharing the humor. When they started growing my family tree someone had a chain saw handy! Hugs, Karen