i would like to announce that my new first language will be japanese.... burger w/fries please.... At 01:59 PM 3/18/02 -0700, Karen Mitchell wrote: >HUMOR. Thanks to Doc Schneider for today's lesson in logic. > > (a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart >attacks than the British or Americans. > (b) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also >suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. > (c) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer >heart attacks than the British or Americans. > (d) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also >suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. > (e) Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking >English that kills you. > > >Karen Mitchell >2002 has been declared "The Year of "Unity". Pass it on. >[email protected] >US GenWeb Project County Coordinator >Huerfano County Coordinator >http://www.rootsweb.com/~cohuerfa/index.htm >Huerfano County List Owner >[email protected] >Taos County Coordinator >http://www.rootsweb.com/~nmtaos/index.htm >Taos County List Owner >[email protected]

Oh no, mine has to be Italian, you know, all that wine! <grin>

got me there, but i'll share my sake w/you if i can have some champagne!!!! At 03:27 PM 3/18/02 -0700, Karen Mitchell wrote: >Oh no, mine has to be Italian, you know, all that wine! ><grin>