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    1. Re: [Carib] Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday
    2. Augusta Elmwood
    3. Thanks, Richard :- ) BTDT lots of times !! Augusta -----Original Message----- From: Richard Oliver Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 2010 09:36 To: caribbean@rootsweb.com Subject: Re: [Carib] Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday And I would heartily second that, and leave you all with a thought: No prizes for those who recognise these patterns Im afraid. THE THIRTEEN COMMANDMENTS FOR NAMES The Genes Bible (1). Thou shalt name your male children: James, John, Joseph, Josiah, Abel, Richard, Thomas, William. (2) Thou shalt name your female children: Elizabeth, Mary, Martha, Maria, Sarah, Ida, Virginia, May. (3) Thou shalt leave NO trace of your female children. (4) Thou shalt, after naming your children from the above lists, call them by strange nicknames such as: Ike, Eli, Polly, Dolly, Sukey.---making them difficult to trace. (5) Thou shalt NOT use any middle names on any legal documents or census reports, and only where necessary, you may use only initials on legal documents. (6) Thou shalt learn to sign all documents illegibly so that your surname can be spelled, or misspelled, in various ways: Hicks, Hicks, Hix, Hixe, Hucks, Kicks or Robinson, Robertson, Robison, Roberson, Robuson, Robson, Dobson. (7) Thou shalt, after no more then 3 generations, make sure that all family records are lost, misplaced, burned in a court house fire, or buried so that NO future trace of them can be found. (8) Thou shalt propagate misleading legends, rumours, and vague innuendo regarding your place origination: (A) you may have come from : England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales....or Iran. (B) you may have American Indian ancestry of the______tribe...... (C) You may have descended from one of three brothers that came over from______ (9) Thou shalt leave NO cemetery records, or headstones with legible names. (10) Thou shalt leave NO family Bible with records of birth, marriages, or deaths. (11) Thou shalt ALWAYS flip thy name around. If born James Albert, thou must make all the rest of thy records in the names of Albert, AJ, JA, AL, Bert, Bart, or Alfred. (12) Thou must also flip thy parent's names when making reference to them, although "Unknown" or a blank line is an acceptable alternative. (13) Thou shalt name at least 5 generations of males and dozens of their cousins with identical names in order to totally confuse researchers. Author unknown ----- Original Message ----- From: "CM Codrington" <cmcod@optimum.net> To: <caribbean@rootsweb.com> Sent: Tuesday, December 21, 2010 1:11 PM Subject: Re: [Carib] Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday > Merry Christmas and or Happy Holiday to all listers who celebrate during > this season. > > Hope each of you sees good things in the coming year > > Thanks for making the list a place of learning and discovery > > Regards; > > Chris Codrington > > (List-keeper) > > *************************** > The Caribbean List now has a Resources Page at Historic Antigua and > Barbuda http://www.rootsweb.com/~atgwgw/ > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > CARIBBEAN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message *************************** The Caribbean List now has a Resources Page at Historic Antigua and Barbuda http://www.rootsweb.com/~atgwgw/ ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to CARIBBEAN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message

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