----- Original Message ----- From: "Gail Elliott" <gelliott@interlynx.net> To: <lcameron12@cogeco.ca> Sent: Monday, April 15, 2002 3:52 PM Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Fw: Funny!these are good!!! > >Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 15:50:58 -0400 > >To: Bev Wettergren > >From: Gail Elliott <gelliott@interlynx.net> > >Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Fw: Funny!these are good!!! > > > >>Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 15:49:12 -0400 > >>To: Tracy Roketta - H > >>From: Gail Elliott <gelliott@interlynx.net> > >>Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Fw: Funny!these are good!!! > >> > >>>> > > > > > My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and > >>>> > > > > > said, "This will make you happy tonight." > >>>> > > > > > He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I > >>>> > > > > > squirted it over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in. > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > ~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~ > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack > >>>> > > > > > said as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do > >>>> > > > > > you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like > >>>> this?" > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > "Probably that I married you for your money," > >>>> > > > > > she replied. > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > ~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~ > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > What must a woman do when a man is running > >>>> > > > > > around in circles? > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > Reload and keep shooting. > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > ~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~ > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease? > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > Because it only attacks the brain. > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > ~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~ > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > What do you call an intelligent, good looking, > >>>> > > > > > sensitive man? > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > A rumor. > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > ~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~ > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > What takes longer to make a snowman or a snow > >>>> > > > > > woman? > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > The snowman, because you have to hollow out the > >>>> > > > > > head first. > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > ~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~<>~ > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I am > >>>> > > > > > going to make you the happiest woman in the world." > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > The woman says, "I'll sure miss you." > >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > _________________________________________________________________ > >>>> > > > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at > >>>> > > http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > >>>> > > >>>> > > >>>> > > >>>> > >>>> > >>> > >>> > >

Hi all, I'm sorry everyone had to put up with the nonsense posted to the list today. Needless to say I've had a few complaints. I'm unsubscribing "Mary and Larry" now and that should be the end of it. Cheers, Rick MacNeil List Admin, Can-NS-Pictou-L Mary & Larry wrote: > ----- Original Message ----- >From: "Gail Elliott" <gelliott@interlynx.net> > To: <lcameron12@cogeco.ca> > Sent: Monday, April 15, 2002 3:52 PM > Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Fw: Funny!these are good!!! >