> > > Subject: Fw: The Nun > > > > > > > > > > > > A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver > > > > won't > > > > stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, > > > > "I > > > > have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." > > > > > > > > She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old > as > > > > I > > > > am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and > > > > hear > > > > just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or > > > > ask > > > > that I would find offensive." > > > > > > > > "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." > > > > > > > > She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you > > > > have to > > > > be single and #2 you must be Catholic." > > > > > > > > The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm > > > > Catholic too!" > > > > > > > > "OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley" > > > > > > > > He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make > > > > a > > > > hooker blush. > > > > > > > > But when they get back on the road, the cab driver>starts crying. "My > > > > dear > > > > child, said the nun, why are you crying?" > > > > > > > > "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm > > > > married > > > > and I'm Jewish." > > > > > > > > The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a > > > > Halloween party." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >