>THESE ARE GREAT!!!!! ENJOY! TINA > >>> > Word Power - New Words for the Week >> > > >> > > 1) Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just >> > > after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. >> > > >> > > 2) Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets >> > > into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out. >> > > >> > > 3) Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that >> > > stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, >> > > unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near >> > > future. >> > > >> > > 4) Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders >> > > the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. >> > > >> > > 5) Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a >> > > grub in the fruit you're eating. >> > > >> > > 6) Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the >> > > day consuming only things that are good for you. >> > > >> > > 7) Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem >> > > smarter when you come at them rapidly. >> > > >> > > 8) Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel >> > > you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as >> > > an E-T-ry. >> > > >> > > 9) Faunacated (adj.) How wildlife ends up when its >> > > environment is destroyed. Hence faunacatering (v.), which >> > > has made a meal of many species. >> > > >> > > 10) Foreploy (n.) Any misrepresentation or outright lie >> > > about yourself that leads to sex. >> > > >> > > 11) Grantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where art >> > > companies dwell without funding. >> > > >> > > 12) Hemaglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world. >> > > >> > > 13) Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, >> > > which lasts until you realize it was your money to start >> > > with. >> > > >> > > 14) Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move >> > > relatives who come to visit. >> > > >> > > 15) Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your >> > > head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep. >> >> >> > >