That was very funny! I'm not a genealogist by no means, but all those regarding the family fit mine to a "T"....They owned nothing, they were immigrants, their names changed spellings from sibling to sibling, they didn't stay put, they aren't on any census or record known to man and most who I'm looking for were in the 1890 census that burned. And of course, nobody thought to ask questions before they all died off and then my Uncle through marriage threw away an entire three generations of photographs passed down for safe keeping when my Aunt passed away. Thanks for sharing that, it was hilarious! Diann Boles/Bowles/, Bowman, Cain, Carson, Cooper, Conner/Connor, Conely/Connelly, Dickens, Dittemore/Detterman, Gabbard, Gentry, Goheen, Grindstaff, Hedrix, Hertzel, Hughes, Jones, Kimbrough, Lick, Marcum, McLorie, Nehs/Neas, Penland, Pheiffer, Shipp, Sutton, Thomas, Wilkerson, Wilson, Wood, Zirkle