----- Original Message ----- From: <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]>; <[email protected]>; <[email protected]>; <[email protected]>; <[email protected]>; <[email protected]>; <[email protected]>; <[email protected]>; <[email protected]>; <[email protected]>; <[email protected]>; <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2001 3:14 PM Subject: (no subject) > > Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on > their faces. The coroner calls the police to report his preliminary > findings and interpretation of the cause of death. A detective is sent and > is taken straight to the first body. "Japanese, 60, died of heart failure > while making love to his mistress. That's the reason for his big smile, > detective", says the Coroner. > > > The detective is taken to the second dead man. "Hawaiian, 25, won $25,000 > on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, but > with a smile." "Nothing unusual here", thinks the detective, and asks to be > shown the last body. > > > "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Portuguese, 30, > struck by lightning. "Why is he smiling then?" asks the detective? To which > the coroner replies : "Thought he was having his picture taken". > >