This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------BB4B7409355635818DE3A351 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit --------------BB4B7409355635818DE3A351 Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: <caprock@ns.drikka.net> Received: from www.drikka.net (www.drikka.net [209.235.14.254]) by camel16.mindspring.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id VAA31159 for <caprock@mindspring.com>; Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:30:49 -0500 (EST) Received: (from caprock@localhost) by www.drikka.net (8.9.1/8.6.9) id VAA26869 for caprock@mindspring.com; Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:30:38 -0500 (EST) Received: from ns1.foothill.net (root@ns1.foothill.net [206.170.175.1]) by www.drikka.net (8.9.1/8.6.9) with ESMTP id VAA26860 for <caprock@exit501.com>; Tue, 17 Nov 1998 21:30:37 -0500 (EST) Received: from default (sherwood-160.foothill.net [209.77.113.160]) by ns1.foothill.net (8.9.0/8.6.12) with ESMTP id SAA20816; Tue, 17 Nov 1998 18:26:41 -0800 (PST) Message-Id: <199811180226.SAA20816@ns1.foothill.net> From: "ksr" <ksr@foothill.net> To: "Ruth Wand" <ROOTHIEJOE@aol.com>, "Steven" <jobgen@iinet.com>, "Betsey Stafford" <denbets@aol.com>, "RubyJean" <rj@texas.net>, "Marty Overmiller" <overmiller@neworld.net>, "Merrie Ann Myers" <Kileaa@aol.com>, "Tom Kusel" <kusel@jps.net>, "Toni Daugherty" <sweettd@foothill.net>, "Cousin Judy" <caprock@exit501.com>, "Judy Canet" <randynjudy@foothill.net>, "Linda Battestoni" <lindab@aub.com>, "Ray Aguilar" <dragonfire@jps.net> Subject: This is a test and only a test. Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 18:30:16 -0800 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Priority: 3 X-Mailer: Microsoft Internet Mail 4.70.1155 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > Moron Test > > It's based upon typical graduation requirements at "The University of > Hard Knocks". > It separates the dumb people from the really dumb people. Answer the > following questions, then scroll down and check your answers. > DON'T CHEAT!!! > When you are done, count the number correct and see how you compare to > others. > > OK, here we go...... > > 1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no? > > 2. How many birthdays does the average man > have? > > 3. Some months have 31 days. How many have > 28? > > 4. How many outs are there in an inning? > > 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his > widow's sister? > > 6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and > then add 10. What do you get? > > 7. There are 3 apples and you take two away. > How many apples are you left with? > > 8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you > to take one every half an hour. How long will > the pills last? > > 9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. > How many sheep are left? > > 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses > bring with him on the ark? > > 11. A butcher in the market is 5'-10" tall. > What does he weigh? > > 12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a > dozen? > > 13. What was the President's name in 1960? > > NO CHEATING > > > OK...let's see how you did... > Here are the answers... > > 1. Yes. It comes right after the 3rd of July. > > 2. One (1). You can only be born once. > > 3. Twelve (12). They all have at least 28 days. > > 4. Six (6). Three (3) outs for each team, duhhh! > > 5. No. He must be dead if it is his widow! > > 6. Seventy (70). 30 divided by 1/2 (0.5) is 60. > > 7. Two (2). You take two apple...therefore, YOU > have TWO apples. > > 8. One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the > second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the > pills are gone and only an hour has passed. > > 9. Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die. > > 10. None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark? > That was NOAH with the ark, silly! > > 11. Meat...that is self-explanatory. > > 12. Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen? > TWELVE...it's a dozen! > > 13. William "Bill" Jefferson Clinton. As far as I > know, he hasn't changed his name. > > > So, how did you do? > * > * > * > * > 13 correct.... > GENIUS.... > you are gooooood! > > 10-12 correct.... > ABOVE AVERAGE.... > but don't let it go to your head > > > 7-9 correct.... > AVERAGE.... > but who wants to be average? > > 4-6 correct.... > SLOW.... > pay attention to the question > > 1-3 correct.... > IDIOT.... > what else can I say > > 0 correct.... > CONGRATULATIONS, > you are a certified MORON!!!! > >> --------------BB4B7409355635818DE3A351--