----Original Message----- From: Linda Lee Urquhart <lindau@cet.com> > > > > A man, driving along the highway, saw a rabbit hopping across >> the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but >> unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The >> driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to >> the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. >> Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful that >> he began to cry. A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man >> crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her >> car and asked the man what was wrong. >> >> "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and >> killed it." >> >> The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went >> to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the >> limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. >> >> Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at >> the two people and hopped down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit >> stopped, turned around, waved at the two people again, hopped down the >> road another 10 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 10 feet, turned >> and waved and repeated this again and again until it was out of sight. >> >> The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could >> be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, >> "What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" >> The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. >> It said: >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > Are you ready for this? >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > Are you sure? >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > OK, here it comes . . . >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > "Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair. Adds Permanent Wave." >> > - ----------------------------------- E-mail: skipb@nh.ultranet.com Date: 09/07/99 Time: 14:47:23 - ---------------------------------- ALBERT EDWARD BELANGER 128 Middle Road Brentwood, NH 03833 Researching 1851 Oregon Trail Migration