For your enjoyment: a parody. Martin Sheen: "Hello Mr. President, this is Marty." GW: "Marty Who?" Martin: "Martin Sheen from West Wing." GW: "Oh Good,I been meaning to talk to you about the Janitor service..." Martin: " No Mr. President, I a calling about what WE are going to do on foriegn policy..." GW: " Wait a Minute Marty, are we writing one of my speeches? I usually just adlib from an outline.." (Over his shoulder, "Hey Colin, you know a Marty, he says he is in the West Wing?" Martin: " Sir, about how we are going to deal with Saddam..." GW: "just a second Marty, I have my outline here... Yes, we are going to Bomb his ass into eternity, in 48 hours." Martin "Mr. President that is unacceptable..." Colin ( in the distance ) "GW, keep him on the line they are looking for him..." GW: "Marty, why is that unacceptable?" Martin: "Because if that happens, I won't be able to convince the world that it was politically correct." GW: Listen Marty, I have this worked out for months now, and if France doesn't get it together, and Iraq isn't under a new government by April Fools day, the whole summer baseball schedule could get trashed." Martin: "Sir, I may not be the President, but I play the President on TV..." -- Jeffery Scism, http://blacksheep.rootsweb.com/ International Blacksheep Society of Genealogists Links to my Homepages: http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~scismfam/ Genealogy is the art of the living haunting the dead.... Heritage is the anchor in the sea of life, holding us steady, giving us a standard to live up to or beyond, a compass for our course, and a place to call home.