Michael Shuler grinch42@mindspring.com Why Wait? Move to EarthLink. > [Original Message] > From: Elmo <elmo@netsync.net> > To: <BLACKSHEEP-CHAT-L@rootsweb.com> > Date: 3/7/2003 8:37:38 AM > Subject: Fw: [BSChat] 12 STEP PROGRAM > > I am repeating a good one from our deceased sheeper comrade, Bill B. > ...........E T..... > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: <WHB925@aol.com> > To: <BLACKSHEEP-CHAT-L@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 1:37 PM > Subject: [BSChat] 12 STEP PROGRAM > > > > THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM - > > > > > > EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ... > > > > > > 1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if > I > > > DON'T forward an email! > > > > > > 2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an > e-mail. > > > > > > > > > 3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, and Victoria Secret doesn't > > > know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me. > > > > > > 4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to > > > more than 50 people! > > > > > > 5. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from > Coca > > > Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, Outback or anyone else if I send an > e-mail > > > to 10 people. > > > > > > 6. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ....NEVER!! > > > > > > 7. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not > > > STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an > > > e-mail to 10 or more people! > > > > > > 8. There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in > England > > > collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer > free > > > and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL > CARDS. > > > > > > 9. The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or > > > whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to > > > charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send. > > > > > > 10. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, > > > characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward > an > > > e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA! > > > > > > 11. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain > individual > > > dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send > this > > > to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations. > > > > > > 12. And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by > > > telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus > Christ. > > > If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will > > > burn before He picks up a PC to > > > pass it on! > > > > > > Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it > > > along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you > will > > > surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair > will > > > fall out! > > > > > > BILL B > > > > > > > > > ==== BLACKSHEEP-CHAT Mailing List ==== > > Creative use of your delete key is encouraged. If you disagree with the > subject, CHANGE the subject. > > > > ============================== > > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, > go to: > > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > > > > > > ==== BLACKSHEEP-CHAT Mailing List ==== > Unsubscribe from the list: > Mailto:Blacksheep-Chat-L-request@rootsweb.com?subject=unsubscribe&body=unsub scribe > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237