No offense intended to any fair-haired readers. I was a natural blonde myself until I was 4 years old! (That accounts for a few things, right?) SueB A young blonde lady had all the windows in her house replaced with new double-insulated energy-efficient windows. Twelve months later, she gets an irate call from the contractor complaining that the work has been done for a year and despite repeated bills and collection notices, she has yet to make the first payment. The blonde replies, "Now, don't try to pull a fast one on me. The salesman who sold me those told me that in one year they would pay for themselves."