This from our friend, Jeannie T. Enjoy! Thought you might get a smile out of this ! Have a good un ! Feel free to share my scribbling with the sheepers anytime you think they would like it...JneT Jeannie T. wrote: I went prepared when I got my last drivers license picture done , makeup ,nice blouse and jacket....hair just so...I even asked the lady to tell me when she was going to take the picture so I could be ready...She said 'Alright.'.[.fiddle, fiddle with camera...] Then she said "Ready !" Flash! ! ! To say I was not ready is an understatement... Have you heard the joke about the fellow the game warden caught hunting squirrels in a no hunting area ? He was told no guns were allowed in that area because it was too close to houses...The guy says, Oh I don't have a gun !" And the officer said " You must have thrown it away when you heard me coming , you've got about your limit in that tow sack . " As he pulled out his handcuffs, the man panicked and said " Wait, wait ! I'll show you....I just ugly them to death !" The officer didn't believe him so they looked around till they saw a squirrel sitting in a tree...The man just took his hat off and stood there , looking at the squirrel....Suddenly the squirrel just keeled over and fell to the ground...not a mark on him ! The officer was amazed, and said ," I never saw anything like it" The hunter said. "Oh , me and both of my brothers can do it...We can't let our sister hunt them though , she tears them up too bad ! " Well, Squirrel season opens on Sept. 1st here, and these pesky squirrels have eaten every bit of the fruit off a big tree loaded down with pears, most of our apples, plums, etc....I am going to be in the woods early that morning, tow sack in one hand and my drivers license picture in the other...! I thought about getting the picture enlarged, but then I also thought about paying for rebuilding that copy machine and remembered the part about tearing them up too bad....Anybody got any good squirrel recipes ? I figure to get my limit early enough to fry some of them up for breakfast ! Jeannie T __________________ Jeannie T., I knew that guy, he is a cousin of mine lives in Cootie Holler, Pike Co., KY. He was really good at squirrel hunting and did so well they had to start canning the squirrel so they wouldn't spoil. Made their sister wear a veil all the time because she had just about cleaned out the squirrel population in that part of the state and was well into the rabbit population. Well, to make a long story short. They decided to make this wonderful family ability really pay off for them. He opened a KFC Franchise near Pikeville and advertised one piece of free KY Fried squirrel with every six pieces of chicken. It became such a favorite of that county and surrounding counties in eastern Kentucky; after only 10 years, he and his family were able to retire in Florida on beach front property. Now they just lay around on their private beach, but they still have to keep their sister veiled. They found out the last time on the gulf coast they had what they thought was a "red tide," Sis had taken her veil off to get a tan, killed 18 miles of fish and caused 15 whales to beach. The fish and wildlife people in Florida still haven't figured out what happened.