In a message dated 8/17/02 8:54:41 PM Pacific Daylight Time, [email protected] writes: > > No offense intended to any fair-haired readers. I was a natural blonde > myself until I was 4 years old! (That accounts for a few things, right?) > SueB > > A young blonde lady had all the windows in her house replaced with new > double-insulated energy-efficient windows. > Twelve months later, she gets an irate call from the contractor > complaining that the work has been done for a year and despite repeated > bills and collection notices, she has yet to make the first payment. > The blonde replies, "Now, don't try to pull a fast one on me. The > salesman who sold me those told me that in one year they would pay for > themselves." > > > > Yikes! I will have to pass this one along to my cousin, a blonde, who loves blonde jokes. She gave me a whole huge text file full of the things! Just a note, as I get older and presumably wiser, my blonde hair gets darker. Just a coincidence, I'm sure. Calvin B. Littlefield, IBSSG "Pardon me, I'm having a Blonde moment."