I got these from a friend. Since we had been having some fun with "Burma Shave" signs, I thought they would amuse you. Aleta, IBSSG, Charter Member Bo-Peep Award Ogden, Utah, USA "God sent his Singers upon the Earth, With songs of Gladness and Mirth. That they might touch the hearts of men, And bring them to Heaven again." --Longfellow > ============================================ > > You might be too young to remember the Burma Shave signs that were posted > along the lane roads of America. If you missed them, I'm passing a few > along. Today we run so fast on the freeways the Burma Shave signs would be > considered a dangerous distraction. > > > DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD > TO GAIN A MINUTE > YOU NEED YOUR HEAD > YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT > *** Burma Shave*** > > DROVE TOO LONG > DRIVER SNOOZING > WHAT HAPPENED NEXT > IS NOT AMUSING > ***Burma Shave*** > > BROTHER SPEEDER > LET'S REHEARSE > ALL TOGETHER > GOOD MORNING, NURSE > ***Burma Shave*** > > CAUTIOUS RIDER > TO HER RECKLESS DEAR > LET'S HAVE LESS BULL > AND MORE STEER > ***Burma Shave*** > > SPEED WAS HIGH > WEATHER WAS NOT > TIRES WERE THIN > X MARKS THE SPOT > ***Burma Shave*** > > THE MIDNIGHT RIDE > OF PAUL FOR BEER > LED TO A WARMER > HEMISPHERE > ***Burma Shave*** > > AROUND THE CURVE > LICKETY-SPLIT > IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CAR > WASN'T IT? > ***Burma shave*** > > NO MATTER THE PRICE > NO MATTER HOW NEW > THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE > IN THE CAR IS YOU > *** Burma Shave*** > > A GUY WHO DRIVES > A CAR WIDE OPEN > IS NOT THINKIN' > HE'S JUST HOPIN' > ***Burma Shave*** > > AT INTERSECTIONS > LOOK EACH WAY > A HARP SOUNDS NICE > BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY > ***Burma Shave*** > > BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL > EYES ON THE ROAD > THAT'S THE SKILLFUL > DRIVER'S CODE > ***Burma Shave*** > > THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN > HE'S BEEN DRINKING > DEPENDS ON YOU > TO DO HIS THINKING > ***Burma Shave*** > > CAR IN DITCH > DRIVER IN TREE > THE MOON WAS FULL > AND SO WAS HE. > ***Burma Shave*** > > And an all time favorite . . . > > PASSING SCHOOL ZONE > TAKE IT SLOW > LET OUR LITTLE > SHAVERS GROW > ***Burma Shave* > ===================================================