> 1. My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal? > 2. My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated. > 3. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! > 4. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! > 5. My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. > 6. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?? > 7. I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap. > 8. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged. > 9. I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me? > 10. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help... > 11. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more! > 12. It's 2000... Do you know where your-Gr-Gr-Grandparents are? > 13. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control. > 14. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots. > 15. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away. > 16. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted. > 17. Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it. > 18. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad > apples. > 19. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? > 20. FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. > 21. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it. > 22. Genealogists are time unravelers. > 23. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek! > 24. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. > 25. "Crazy" is a relative term in my family. > 26. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor. > 27. I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand. > 28. I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! > 29. I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days. > 30. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower. > 31. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress. > 32. Share your knowledge; it is a way to achieve immortality. > 33. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like > fools! > 34. It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or > a > thief. > 35. Many a family tree needs pruning. > 36. Shh! Be very, very quiet . . . I'm hunting forebears. > 37. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors! > 38. That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN! > 39. I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes. > 40. Genealogists live in the past lane. > 41. Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots! > 42. Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree. > 43. All right! Everybody out of the gene pool! > 44. Always willing to share my ignorance... > 45. Documentation . . . The hardest part of genealogy. > 46. Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! > 47. Genealogy . . . will I ever find time to mow the lawn again? > 48. That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards. > 49. I researched my family tree . . . and apparently I don't exist! > 50. SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME! >