Hi, y'all Some time back I sent a "funny" to this list, something about "you know you're an internet junkie..." or words to that effect. It included such items as "you get up to take a leak and check to see if you have new e-mail..." And "you named your daughter "dot com", etc. I've lost this document! Does anyone here still have a copy? Warmest wishes to all for a happy holiday season. Tom Tom Robison Ossian, Indiana tcrobi@adamswells.com Never forget the importance of history. To know nothing of what happened before you took your place on earth, is to remain a child forever. [unknown]