Tom Robison wrote: > The Van Gogh Family Tree > > After much careful research, it has been discovered that > the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. > Among them were: > > *His obnoxious brother - Please Gogh. > *The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh. > *The brother who worked at a convenience store - Stop'n Gogh. > *The grandfather from Yugoslavia - U Gogh. > *The brother who bleached his clothes white - Hue Gogh. > *The dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh. > *The cousin from Illinois - Chica Gogh. > *His magician Uncle - Wherediddy Gogh. > *His Mexican cousin - Amee Gogh. > *The Mexican cousin's American half brother - GrinGogh. > *The nephew who drove a stagecoach - Wellsfar Gogh. > *The constipated uncle - Cant Gogh. > *The ballroom dancing aunt - Tan Gogh. > *The bird lover uncle - Flamin Gogh. > *His nephew psychoanalyst - E Gogh. > *The fruit loving cousin - Man Gogh. > *An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh. > *The little nephew - Poe Gogh. > *His sister who loved disco - Go Gogh. > *And his niece who travels the country in a van -Winniebay Gogh. > > Well, I can't think of a witty comeback. My husband is still laughing at this one!! Twila > Tom Robison > Ossian, Indiana > tcrobi@adamswells.com > > Never forget the importance of history. To know nothing of > what happened before you took your place on earth, > is to remain a child forever. [unknown]