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    1. Stupid Republican Joke
    2. Tom Robison
    3. Bill Clinton has a dream in which he meets George Washington. He says "George, tell me what I can do to make things better for the people?" George Washington replies "Lower the taxes." Clinton says, "I can't do that." ========================= The next night he dreams again, but this time Thomas Jefferson is there. "Thomas Jefferson," Clinton says, "Tell me what I can do to make things better for the people?" Jefferson replies "Lower the taxes." Clinton says, "I can't do that." ======================= The next night he dreams again, but this time Abraham Lincoln is there. "Abraham Lincoln," Clinton says, "what can I do to make things better for the people?" Lincoln says, "Go see a play". Tom Robison Ossian, Indiana tcrobi@adamswells.com Never forget the importance of history. To know nothing of what happened before you took your place on earth, is to remain a child forever. [unknown]

    11/01/1998 11:08:04