Tom Robison wrote: > Bill Clinton has a dream in which he meets George Washington. > He says "George, tell me what I can do to make things better for the > people?" > (snip)Ha, ha! But you could do better. I just read that scientists have proved genetically that Thomas Jefferson had children with his slave while he was president. Where do you get these jokes anyway, off the Republican Humor(less) Mail list? Twila > George Washington replies "Lower the taxes." Clinton says, "I can't > do that." > ========================= > The next night he dreams again, but this time Thomas Jefferson is > there. "Thomas Jefferson," Clinton says, "Tell me what I can do to make > things better for the people?" > > Jefferson replies "Lower the taxes." Clinton says, "I can't do that." > ======================= > The next night he dreams again, but this time Abraham Lincoln is > there. "Abraham Lincoln," Clinton says, "what can I do to make things > better for the people?" > > Lincoln says, "Go see a play". > > Tom Robison > Ossian, Indiana > tcrobi@adamswells.com > > Never forget the importance of history. To know nothing of > what happened before you took your place on earth, > is to remain a child forever. [unknown]