>The reason that women have smaller feet than >men........................................... > > >So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink...... ooooohhhh... now if a man had told that joke, you gals would be all a'flutter. Sure glad I didn't tell it. I think women are terrific. Every man should own one... Tom (ducking for cover) Tom Robison Ossian, Indiana tcrobi@adamswells.com Never forget the importance of history. To know nothing of what happened before you took your place on earth, is to remain a child forever. [unknown]