I'M A SENOR CITIZEN WHEN: I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts till 10 PM I'm very good at opening childproof caps (with a hammer) I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go I'm awake many hours before my body allos me to get up I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you are saying I''m very good at telling stories (over and over) I'm aware that other peoples grandchildren are not as bright as mine I'm so cared for...Medicare..Dental care...eye care I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, other people's children and politicians I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired I'm sure everthing I can't find is in a secure place I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg I'm having trouble remembering simple words like ???? I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies I'm anti everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days I'm in the initial stage of my life: SS, CD'S, IRA'S, AARP, etc I'm wordering...if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150? I'm supporting all movements now, by eating bran, prunes and raisins. I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN AND I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE!!! YOU ALL...HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! Sallye