Here we are, it is Saturday night and Jimmy O, Wendy and I (Elaine) are at Sharon's house. We all have Depends on because we are laughing so hard that we have to wear them. Sharon just broke all the Child Labor Laws by making Jimmy and Wendy make soap for her business. There is nothing left of the kitchen. Pictures are coming. A moth flew in Jimmy's ear and he said that we put it in his ear just like the Japanese did in the Big One (WWII) to torture him. He said that the moth was trying to eat his brain and I said that the moth would starve to death. Sharon took us out hunting for a Bearse cousin that she found in the phone book. We went up into the country and she got us all lost and we didn't even have M&M's with us and we thought we were going to starve to death and then we almost ran out of gas. We stopped to ask directions and (Jimmy is going to take this story over) Jimmy here..... and we threw Wendy out at this guy that we saw to ask directions and she sure did get directions!!!! Elaine was salivating all over the car and we decided to go back for him tomorrow, with Wendy in a strapless dress! Elaine is punished! We finally found Elliot c. Bearse's house (of the Prince Edward Island line) and we threw Wendy out of the car to go and jump that cousin too, while the rest of us cowered in the car. Well Elliot was sure glad to see her!!! Then the wife came out right away!!!! They were both really lovely and recceptive to the surprise visit of the "Luntic Fanatical Four" Elaine was sooooo rude and wouldn't get out of the car and they had to go to her, to greet her!!! She is punished! By the way, Wendy said I should add that I have a "Black Belt" in the fine art of psychological torture . Wendy here... Well, we had a wonderful adventure and Elaine has her eye on Ray as husband #3!! I was good. well as always..,,,,,,,,, I got Ray's name and address and he was smiling (Ray is the hunk!!) will have to do a few searches on him later. heee hee.. he did have a twinkle about him.. hmm oh guess you wonder what else we did. well I tried napping waiting for Jimmy to get out of the Flea Market . if ya wanna call it that. it was really gross, had trailers etc full of crap. the 3 of them came out with crap and shit eating grins like a sneaky cat.. Finally jimmy left, but he wants to go back tomorrow. I hope it's after I leave.!!! We saw a sign of Indian in Jimmy. The sun was in his eyes. So when he was in a mens room we hid the car and he came looking for us, with his hand above his brow. looked like an Indian scout!! We made some soap tonight, jimmy and I were playing with the hand blender and Jimmy lifted it a little to high.while turned on and well, lets just say.the soap ingredient balance was not as accurate as sharon usually has, jimmy was nervous and asked me if there was something we could just add so sharon would not know. but we came clean.Elaine used my camera and took Jimmy's picture. he was okay with it and even posed because he thought it was Elaine's camera and he could intercept pictures. it was really funny when he found out it is my camera!! (Sharon) What a day! I awoke to see Elaine's car in the driveway. Of course, she and Jimmy didn't stir for hours. Here we are in the wilds of Vermont, and Jimmy wanted to go to a craft store. He and Elaine are making millions of dollars on Ebay from the junk they get at flea markets and sell for $600. Well, Vermont doesn't have tacky craft stores, so we found a woman who spins and dyes her own yarn. We went all over trying to find Dick, the handyman only to find he heard Wendy was coming an took off for Pennsylvania. He had run out of Viagra. Ray, the hunk has many possibilities and Elaine is absolutely salivating after spending all day telling me she didn't want another man. Cousin hunting was very interesting. We just went to a town and kept asking until we got directed to his house. And he didn't even meet us with a gun. You see, we really are serious genealogists. Goodnight cousins, you scions of New England and barefoot natives. The Fabulous Fanatical Four