Another one from my great friend in the States:- A man suffered a serious heart attack, and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied "No, Sister, I have no health insurance". The nun asked if he had money in the bank, to which he replied "No money in the bank". The nun then asked "Do you have any relative who could help you ?" He replied "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun". The nun became agitated, and announced loudly: "Nuns are not spinsters ! Nuns are married to God". "Well, in that case so, sister", the patient replied, "you can send the bill to my brother-in-law !!". ----- Riobard. -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter. We are a community of 5.7 million users fighting spam. SPAMfighter has removed 1950 of my spam emails to date. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len The Professional version does not have this message