> > > > > > > > > 4th Wedding > > > > > > > > > There was a much married woman who walked into a bridal >shop > > >one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding >gown > > >for her fourth wedding. > > > > > > "Well", replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type of >dress > > >are you looking for?" > > > > > > The bride to be said:, "A long frilly white dress with a > > >veil." > > > > > > The sales clerk didn't know quite what to say but she >finally > > >said, "Frankly, madam, gowns of that nature are considered more >appropriate > > >for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a >bit > > >more innocent, if you know what I mean?" > > > > > > "Well" replied the customer, more than a little put out. >"I > > >can assure you that I am as innocent as the rest of them. Believe it >or > > >not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first time > > >bride." > > > > > > "You see, my first husband was so excited about our >wedding he > > >died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got >into a > > >terrible fight in the limo on our way to the reception and have not >spoken > > >since. We had that wedding annulled immediately." > > > > > > "What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk. > > > > > > "Well" said the woman, "he was a Democrat and every >night >for > > >four years he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it >was > > >going to be." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > Get ready for school! Find articles, homework help and more in the >Back >to > > School Guide! http://special.msn.com/network/04backtoschool.armx > > > > >