> > > > > > THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN > > This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since >9/11/01. > Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what >we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. > > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a >plan for peace. So, here's one plan. > > 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in >their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, >Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" >again. > > 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting >with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We >would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the >fence. > > 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together >and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder >will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where >they are. France would welcome them. > > > 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 >days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be >allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide >here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab >drivers or 7-11 cashiers. > > 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If >they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home >baby. > > 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient >energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy >but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The >caribou will have to cope for a while. > > 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a >barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They >can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells >filling up the storage sites would be enough.) > > 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, >we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, >rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is >stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, >if anything. > > 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We >don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building >would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. > > 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no >one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is >ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE... > > Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. > The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your >tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, >"You want a piece of me?" > > If you agree with the above forward it to friends. > > > > > > > > >____________________________________________________ > IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here _________________________________________________________________ One-click access to Hotmail from any Web page – download MSN Toolbar now! http://clk.atdmt.com/AVE/go/onm00200413ave/direct/01/