Unsubscribe ----- Original Message ----- From: <Judynacke@aol.com> To: <BALTGEN-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2002 10:35 PM Subject: [BALTGEN-L] Old People Football > Subject: Old People Football > > An old man and his wife have gone to bed. > > After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven > > Points." > > His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" > > The old man replied, "It's fart football". > > A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie > > score". > > After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, > > I'm ahead 14 to 7". > > Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie > > score". Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, > > "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14". > > Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so > > he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally > > unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he > > poops the bed. > > The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that"? > > The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides". > > > ==== BALTGEN Mailing List ==== > If you are interested in discussing the culture and heritage of the > Baltimore Area (including remeberances) please subscribe to: > MD-BALTO-CUL-L by sending an E mail to MD-BALTO-CUL-L-Request@rootsweb.com >