For the Aussie cricket fans on the List who need a lift - ... ~ John A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see that the tombstone reads: "Here lies Shirley, wife of Morris Rosen, L.L.D., Wills, Divorce, Malpractice, and Immigration Legal Services" Suddenly, Morris bursts into tears. His brother says, "You should cry, pulling a cheap stunt like this on Shirley's tombstone !" Through his tears, Morris sobs, "You don't understand! They left out the phone number and Email !"