From: [email protected]: [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]: FW: Whilst women will understand this, Men need to memorize it!Date: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:58:13 +1100 To: [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; RO'[email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]: Whilst women will understand this, Men need to memorize it!Date: Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:22:55 -0500From: [email protected] The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS SAFER SAFEST ULTRA SAFE What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? You sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine. 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favoriteone : 13. Potential Murder Suspect Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh... and men who need a warning. Traveling over the river or through the woods this holiday season? Get the MapQuest Toolbar. Directions, Traffic, Gas Prices & More!