I want to know how a giraffe dances while in heat. Patti ----- Original Message ----- From: "Alma Luper" <alluper@fastdata.net> To: <ARMSTRONG-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, February 15, 2003 11:35 AM Subject: [ARMSTRONG-L] WARNING - Serious Joke > Sounds like the party is shaping up rather well. I thought these warnings > might save a few of us from serious social faux pax. LOL > > Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor > manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning > labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: > > WARNING: > The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to > your bra and panties. > > WARNING: > The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you > are not. > > WARNING: > The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a giraffe in > heat. > > WARNING: Special Notice to Garry D. > The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over > again that you love them. > > WARNING: > The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. > > WARNING: > The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really > dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. > > WARNING: > The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can converse! > with someone you are attracted to without spitting. > > WARNING: > The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on > the forehead, knees, and lower back. > > WARNING: > The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, > smarter, faster and better looking than most people. > > WARNING: > The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH > you. > > WARNING: > The consumption of alcohol may cause ! pregnancy. > > WARNING: > The crumsumpten of alkahol may maak you tink you can tipe real gude. > > > > > > >