I did not...repeat DID NOT go out to the one room school outside of town during "barefoot season" and connect a hotshot coil to the galvanized urinal and floor in the outhouse. It must have been some other dancing instructor. Cousin Chuck > [Original Message] > From: Patti Armstrong <bucyrus1@earthlink.net> > To: <armstrong@rootsweb.com> > Date: 3/2/2008 3:09:26 PM > Subject: Re: [ARMSTRONG] #2 > > my father denies tipping over outhouses as well! (with people in them) > Patti > > Marilyn Otterson wrote: > > Wow! That's a great story. Now I have to try it. Thanks for the laugh > > (and the idea). > > Cousin Marilyn > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: <KIMBLEKP@aol.com> > > To: <elkimble@charter.net>; <ARMSTRONG-L@rootsweb.com>; <MSWKY@aol.com>; > > <evabellekimble@yahoo.com>; <JonesHall@aol.com>; <kimblejc@msn.com>; > > <pharmdudeil@hotmail.com>; <uffda41@charter.net> > > Sent: Sunday, March 02, 2008 12:13 PM > > Subject: [ARMSTRONG] #2 > > > > > > > >> At Eddie Jansen's grocery store in our village, you could purchase a tube > >> of > >> model glue, about the size of a large tube of toothpaste, for a nickel. > >> Most kids of today think that you can no longer buy it over the counter > >> because some kids sniffed it, getting high. My buddy Dick and I know that > >> is not > >> the true reason. > >> It was perhaps the most combustible material ever invented. I think that > >> is > >> what is in those napalm bombs in war movies. > >> Dick and I bought a large tube one summer night. We walked two block to > >> sit > >> atop a mountain of dirt on the site of a new church abuilding. > >> Overlooking the road, we waited until sundown. > >> When no cars were coming we spread a liberal line of glue across the road > >> and waited for a victim. > >> When the next car was a half block away, I lit it. > >> Little did I think that flames three stories high would result. > >> Screeching > >> tires braking to stop just feet away from the wall of flames. > >> I do not believe that my wide eyes ever beheld such a scene. > >> I did the sensible thing. I ran like hell. Behind me I could hear the > >> cursing of a man, very angry. > >> Although we were innocent occasionally, Dick and I were blamed for these > >> kind of things in Southern View, every time. > >> Ken Kimble > >> 3/1/2008 > >> > >> > >> > >> **************Ideas to please picky eaters. Watch video on AOL Living. > >> (http://living.aol.com/video/how-to-please-your-picky-eater/rachel-campos-du ffy/ > >> 2050827?NCID=aolcmp00300000002598) > >> > >> ------------------------------- > >> To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > >> ARMSTRONG-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > >> quotes in the subject and the body of the message > >> > > > > > > ------------------------------- > > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to ARMSTRONG-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message > > > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to ARMSTRONG-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message