What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.' Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas? Because he has sandy claws! What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.' What is lion's favorite food? Baked beings! What do tigers wear in bed? Striped pajamas! What does a lion brush his mane with? A catacomb! What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny! What's striped and bouncy? A tiger on a pogo stick! How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a lion! How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? 'Pleased to eat you!' What's the difference between a tiger and a lion? A tiger has the mane part missing! What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless! What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A striped sweater! What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? Frostbite! What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A striped jumper! How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes! What is the most breathless thing on television? The Pink Panther Show! What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A terrified postman! When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage! On which day do lions eat people? Chewsday! Why did the lion feel sick after he'd eaten the priest? Because it's hard to keep a good man down! What did the lioness say to the cub chasing a hunter? 'Stop playing with your food.' What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane? A dandy lion! What happens when a lion runs into an express train at the station? It's the end of the lion! Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station! What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event! How does a leopard change its spots? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another! What happened to the man who tried to cross a lion with a goat? He had to get a new goat! Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion! What do tigers sing at Christmas? 'Jungle bells, jungle bells ...' What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? 'Claws.' If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two- legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger? A stri-ped!