This one is pretty funny >> )) >> >> >> >> >> > The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their >> > parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. >> > >> > The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell >>their >> > stories. >> > >> > Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of >>egg-laying >> > hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on >>the >> > front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all >>the >> > eggs went flying and broke and made a mess." >> > >> > "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. >> > >> > Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" >> > >> > "Very good," said the teacher. >> > >> > Next little Lucy raised her hand and said, "Our family is >>farmers >> > too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen >>eggs >> > one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks and >>the >> > moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're >> > hatched." >> > >> > "That was a fine story Lucy." >> > >> > "Johnny, do you have a story to share?" >> > >> > "Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen. >>Aunt >> > Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her plane got >>hit. She >> > had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a >>bottle of >> > whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. >> > >> > She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break. and >>then >> > she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed >> > seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of >>bullets, >> > then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade >>broke and >> > then she killed the last ten with her bare hands. >> > >> > "Good heavens!" cried the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral >>did >> > your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" >> > >> > "Stay the Hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking." >> >> > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com