HUMOR. Thanks to John Wiley of Marietta, Georgia wileyjohnh@mindspring.com , who says "I wrote this last year when it was cold and slow. As the same conditions exist again, I thought you might want to use it." Indeed, we do. I WANNA KNOW (parody by John H. Wiley (c) 1999) (to the tune of "Let It Snow") The records I'm getting are frightful They could be so delightful And I've no clue where to go I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know! I really don't want to be stopping I'd love it if things were popping My enthusiasm's way down low I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know! When the pedigree's good and tight I'll be happy, no longer torn If the mailman does me right I'll know just know where Gramps was born. New CDs I'm always buying All the Web sites I keep trying If there's just one sibling to go I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know!