In a message dated 3/18/2006 4:40:27 P.M. Central Standard Time, WallDuncan@aol.com writes: So how are things in Lubbock these days? Used to have a pretty good string of Amarillo jokes, all from my father, but I don't have any Lubbock stories..... Lubbock is VERY FLAT, Cousin Duncan. And, probably any jokes that you have about Amarillo will work for Lubbock, as well. When I moved here, "they" (the locals) told me that "in Lubbock, you can watch your dog run away for three days!".... And, I agree about wishing we had listened to our ancestors when they were telling us stories! I've wished that MANY times! Kaye Larrabee (who is really a Tulsa girl)