I Hate Spammers By: Turgidson Original: "I Hate Banks" (Mojo Nixon) I hate spammers, I just can't stand 'em, Gimme a shovel, and man, I'd plant 'em, Six feet under, that's where they belong, "I Hate Spammers" is the name of this song, Think I'll LART myself one or two, I hate spammers, now how 'bout you-oo-oo? (How, how!) Well, advertise your porn or your mail fraud scam, But you best not do it with a stinky spam, This "E-mail marketing institution," Thinks he's so high-falutin', Just a pa-thetic dork losin' lotsa lawsuits, Spamboy, you'll never get no loot, I ain't got a packet out all night, I must be on an AGIS site, Quieter than a ghost town street, Phil Lawlor can EAT MY MEAT! When I ask 'em to stop they treat me like a dog, I wanna hit 'em in the head with a doo-doo log, Total jackasses, one and all, Their tallywackers are mighty small, No good dishonest sons-of-a-bitch, I wanna make every spamboy twitch in a ditch! All together now: I hate spammers! I hate spammers! (can't stand 'em!) I hate spammers! (don't like 'em!) I hate spammers! (bunch of foo-foos!) I hate spammers! (wanna pop 'em like a big zit!) I hate spammers! [Repeat first verse, then:] [Spoken:] And you know something else? I'm not exactly fond of the DMA, neither!