<LOLLOLLOL---Oh, dear Lord, it's true!> You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. You talk more to the dog/cat than you do your spouse. You can live without sex but not without glasses. Your back goes out more than you do. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. You buy a compass for the dash of your car. You are proud of your lawn mower. Your best friend is dating someone half their age ..... and isn't breaking any laws. ----------