Sent to me by a cousin's cousin: "We have a home office and get many calls from people wanting tile work done. Last week, I saw a name on caller ID that was one of my surnames, "Salter". It took all of the control I had not to call them back and ask about their lineage!!!" > The Top Ten Indicators That You've Become a Gene-aholic 10. You introduce your daughter as your descendant. 9. You've never met any of the people you send email to, even though you're related. 8. You can recite your lineage back 8 generations, but can't remember your nephew's name. 7. You have more photographs of dead people than living ones. 6. You've taken a tape recorder and/or notebook to a family reunion. 5. You've not only read the latest GEDCOM standard, you understand it! 4. The local genealogy society borrows books from you! 3. The only film you've seen in the last year was the 1880 census index. 2. More than half of your CD collection is made up of marriage records or pedigrees. 1. Your elusive ancestor has been spotted in more different places than Elvis. Heavenly Father is planning a great Family Reunion . . . and we're helping with the invitations. Amen.