Received this from My Kittle Connection today. 1. My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal? 2. My family tree is a few branches short+ACE- All help appreciated. 3. My ancestors must be in a witness protection program+ACE- 4. Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall+ACE- 5. My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. 6. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?? 7. I looked into my family tree and found out I'm the sap. 8. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged 9. I'm searching for myself+ADs- Have you seen me ? 10. If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help... 11. Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more+ACE- 12. It's 2000... Do you know where your-G.G. Grandparents are? 13. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control 14. A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots 15. A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away 16. After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted 17. Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it 18. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples 19. Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? 20. FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. 21. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it 22. Genealogists are time unravelers 23. Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: I seek - - they hide+ACE- 24. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people 25. +ACI-Crazy+ACI- is a relative term in my family 26. A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor 27. I want to find ALL of them+ACE- So far I only have a few thousand 28. I Should have asked them BEFORE they died+ACE- 29. I think my ancestors had several +ACI-Bad heir+ACI- days 30. I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower 31. Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress 32. Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality 33. Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools+ACE- 34. It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief. 35. Many a family tree needs pruning 36. Shh+ACE- Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears. 37. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors+ACE- 38. That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN+ACE- 39. Genealogists are like potatoes: The best parts are underground. 40. Genealogists live in the past lane 41. Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots+ACE- 42. Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree 43. My gene pool needs more chlorine. 44. Always willing to share my ignorance.... 45. Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy 46. Genealogy: Chasing your own tale+ACE- 47. Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again? 48. That's the problem with the gene pool: No Lifeguards 49. I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist+ACE- 50. SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME+ACE-